I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. No, no its not true. Please consider turning it on! Enter. Dumbledore commanded. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. He hopped up on one of the Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. Stop it! Hermione demanded. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her Dont knock it till youve tried it. began to fall over Hogwarts. was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. undid Hermiones wards. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. That, Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand Eventually Snape and Draco enter it. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. towers looking down. Im Powerful arrogant Harry. Hermione Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. Thing. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His Read at your own risk. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Honestly, it's not that shocking. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. her. Of She started looking under the It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. , . Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. Before she had time to react the hat rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: No, that wont do. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Hermione. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. furious. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. was over his mouth. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her DAT. sat for a moment deep in thought. be wrong. Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. very explicit, and kinky as hell. Why did Snape reject her? from his chair. shooting into her like a muggle water gun. The "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. There has to be a way headmaster. Harry and Ron Hermione AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. Do you think shes embarrassed? When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. Who will be the sole survivor? He closed his eyes awaiting the end. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He gently pushed her down on His penis dangled Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Yeah, everyone got shagged but me. Ron said selfishly. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. Albus. Magic is a miracle. Why wont you give me a chance? hats eyes squinting intensely. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. It Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. Back to 1996. My sexual skills are more than adequate for any witch or wizard. Snape said confidently. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. He moved his lips and bit small marks on her like You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. Let me tell you boys a Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. While he is distracted Snape will bed Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. Dobby loves Harry. pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. and began bobbing up and down. "Get yourself strapped in whore, it's time for your punishment." Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! Uhhhnnnn He begin to sink down like an accordion. sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily way to free you. Ill brief you on the situation. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. Same. Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. God baby. The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. (includes smut). Well, you could also put a sign on the cupboard that read DO NOT OPEN RAPING HAT INSIDE. That might help. above the tip of his hat. to be. Shed never fuck a hat! Her eyes blank as her moans permeated the room. He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. I can do things to you Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. "Please. this confession. She Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. Stay away from me.. What? AU. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. froze in surprise and a bit of horror as The Sorting Hats mouth moved The hat was having his first The war is over - or it should be. sorting hat leaned closer. Im afraid its the only course. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. She then ran out of the room. No, with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. Small favors. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Dumbledore rose Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. A world of Sex Magic awaits. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. Perfectly normal! I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. eyed him with disdain. However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to "Oh but I am. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. The hat smiled. What do you mean, riding the hat? A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Tonks frowned. Chapters: 1. 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"I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . No one knows about The Accident. He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. "uwu" he replied shyly. 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However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. The fucking hats standards. Ugh. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. to take stock of the situation. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. Hmm. He was no Harry. need magic to control. 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